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I'm gonna be working super late tonight. What are you gonna do here alone by yourself? Think about me and how much you miss me?
Yes, I shall sit here consumed with lust for the rest of the evening.

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boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

Tumblr is the only fucking place where boys and girls are free and comfortable to have this kind of conversations between them.

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